Buckle up, space cadets, because we’ve got a cosmic clash straight out of a bad sci-fi flick! Former NASA astronaut and Senator Mark Kelly, who’s dodged missiles in combat and rocketed through space like a human cannonball, is now staring down threats from none other than Donald Trump and the DOD. After Kelly and his Dem buddies dropped a video urging troops to ditch illegal orders—think “protect the Constitution, not play political pawn”—Trump went full rage-mode on Truth Social, resharing execution vibes like “HANG THEM GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD!!” The DOD piled on with court-martial talk, but Kelly clapped back harder than a shuttle re-entry, reminding everyone he’s bled, sweat, and space-walked for this country. It’s like if Captain America called out Thanos for bad manners, but with more lasers and less infinity stones. Who knew defending democracy could feel so interstellar?

Former Astronaut Fires Back After Trump Threatens Him With Execution