Attention all couch potatoes and lazybones – your dreams are about to come true! No more getting off the couch to go to the store, because now, thanks to zipline drone delivery, you can have everything delivered straight to your doorstep! That’s right, folks, no more lacing up your shoes and venturing out into the world – just sit back, relax, and wait for your packages to be flown directly to you by these high-tech delivery drones. Say goodbye to pesky human delivery drivers and hello to the future of laziness!

Zipline Adds Rappelling Droid to Delivery Drones