Hold onto your rosaries, folks, because this scandal is straight out of a holy telenovela! Peruvian Bishop Ciro Quispe Lopez allegedly juggled 17 secret lovers, turning the Vatican into a drama-filled reality show. From explicit texts to a jealous nun spilling the tea, his accidental sexts to his house cleaner blew the lid off this divine mess. Resigning decades early, Lopez claims it’s all a smear campaign by “dark hands,” but this soap opera’s too wild to be fiction!
Bishop Forced to Resign After Being Accused of Having 17 Secret Lovers
