What’s in a name? Apparently, a whole marriage! In Shanghai, a couple’s baby name battle turned so epic, it landed them in divorce court. Forget Romeo and Juliet—this couple’s love story crumbled over whether their kid should be called Timmy or Tommy, leaving their one-year-old without a birth certificate and the internet in stitches.

Couple File for Divorce After Being Unable to Agree on a Name for Their Child