Buckle up, folks, because President Trump just dropped a bombshell that makes his gold-plated tweets look tame! Claiming the U.S. is the lifeblood of, well, everything, he’s out here saying the world would flatline without America’s star-spangled swagger. From tariffs to “settling seven wars,” Trump’s latest press conference in Huntsville was a wild ride of cosmic proportions. Dive into this galactic gaffe and see if you can keep up with his interplanetary logic