Attention all pasta lovers: someone in New Jersey has taken their love for noodles to a whole new level. Instead of boiling them up for a delicious dinner, they dumped hundreds of pounds of uncooked pasta in the woods. According to one resident, this is the “old-fashioned method” of getting rid of stuff. But why waste such a sacred food? As a proud Italian-American, I can tell you that this is sacrilegious. Who knows what other bizarre food-related crimes are happening out there. Stay tuned for more updates on the world of culinary mischief.