Forget peeling bananas like a mere mortal—etiquette guru William Hanson says it’s fork-and-knife or bust! His viral video, preaching against “primate” behavior, has the internet in a peel of laughter and rage. With 28,000 comments roasting his posh cutlery rule, it’s clear: some folks aren’t ready to dish out extra plates for a banana. Is this sophistication or just extra dishes?

Etiquette expert criticized for claiming ‘only way’ to eat a banana is with knife and fork