Donald Trump’s latest brainstorm? Dust off Alcatraz, the infamous island prison, to house “ruthless and violent offenders.” Never mind that it’s been a tourist hotspot for decades—Trump’s ready to trade selfies with seagulls for a law-and-order reboot. With a sprinkle of “nobody’s ever escaped” (ignore that 1962 jailbreak), he’s pitching it as the ultimate symbol of justice. San Francisco’s probably wondering if they’ll get a say!