A penguin. A cardboard box. A helicopter crash. No, this isn’t a Mad Libs fever dream—it’s a real report from South Africa. The tuxedoed stowaway slid off a lap and triggered the controls, sending the chopper sideways. Everyone’s fine, including the bird, who probably regrets accepting the ride. Next time, someone please spring for a penguin seatbelt.
Helicopter crash in South Africa blamed on ‘unsecured’ penguin
