Jesse Watters has done it again—bestowed upon the world another hard-hitting, definitely-not-made-up rule for “real men.” This time, he’s declaring that waving with both hands is off-limits. Because, obviously, nothing screams raw masculinity like standing awkwardly and refusing to acknowledge people properly. Next up on his list? Maybe blinking is too submissive.

Jesse Watters’ Ridiculous New ‘Real Man’ Rule Gets Waved Off With Laughter Online