You know the government has a spending problem when kids under 12 are getting multimillion-dollar business loans. Turns out, the Small Business Administration was out here handing out cash to entrepreneurs who still believed in the Tooth Fairy. And if that wasn’t wild enough, 115-year-olds were getting in on the action too. So, either we’ve got the most ambitious toddlers and immortal CEOs on record, or someone seriously messed up the paperwork.
DOGE says $312M in loans were given to children during COVID pandemic
