Ever feel like lawmakers are getting a little too personal? Well, one Mississippi senator is taking things to a whole new level with a bill that would make it illegal for men to, well… finish the job unless it’s for reproduction. Dubbed the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act,” it’s less about enforcement and more about making a point—if women’s bodies are up for debate, why shouldn’t men’s be too? Buckle up, gentlemen. The government might just be coming for your private moments.