Welcome to the Nostradamus Nostalgia Hour, where we dust off the crystal ball of a 16th-century Frenchman to see what delightful disasters await us in 2025! Spoiler alert: it’s like reading a sci-fi novel but with fewer flying cars and more plagues. Buckle up, folks—it’s going to be a bumpy ride!

Nostradamus’ predictions for 2025 are as devastating as expected