Forget the birds and the bees—Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson wants to make sure every kid gets the full 101 on, well, everything. She’s like that teacher who refuses to let anyone skip a lesson, no matter how many permission slips parents might wave in protest. Her take? Parents should know what’s taught in sex-ed classes but not be able to opt-out for their kids. It’s like making veggies mandatory on every plate, but for awkward teen conversations!

Parents should NOT be allowed to pull kids out of sex ed – young pupils need it to keep them safe, education sec says