Forget the traditional 9-to-5 grind! In China, being a white guy with a suit can land you the easiest job ever—posing as an international businessman. All you need is a jet-lagged look, a nodding head, and the ability to say “hello” without sounding like you know a lick of Chinese. Welcome to the world of “White Guy Window Dressing,” where being a foreign face is your best business asset.