China Claims to Have Invented Laser Assault Rifle That Can Burn Human Skin from Half a Mile Away

In a twist straight out of a sci-fi blockbuster, China unveils the ZKZM-500—an alleged laser rifle capable of vaporizing flesh from half a mile away, leaving nothing but ‘instant carbonization’! Move over, AK47, there’s a new heatwave in town.

Developed by wizards—er, scientists—at the Xian Institute of Optics, this pocket-sized “high-tech flashlight” claims to pack a fiery punch, making one wonder if they’re fighting crime or auditioning for a sci-fi flick. Picture this: a laser gun the size of an AK47 powered by… wait for it… a smartphone’s battery pack!

While reports tout its prowess in thwarting bad guys, skeptics argue, “More like a weapon for poppin’ party balloons!” As TechCrunch points out, laser beams scatter faster than your weekend plans, rendering them as lethal as a kitten’s sneeze at 800 meters.

In a world where a US attempt at a laser gun ‘only worked on nudists,’ China’s leap into laser tech has tongues wagging. But can the ZKZM-500 truly incinerate targets or is it just a fiery myth? Click to unravel the laser-powered mystery that’s heating up the headlines!

 

China Claims to Have Invented Laser Assault Rifle That Can Burn Human Skin from Half a Mile Away