Meet Mike, a true-blue Aussie tradie who’s bravely chasing confidence, one inch at a time – and putting his wallet on the line. After a pricey $45,000 op left him… well, let’s say “undersized,” he’s gearing up for round two, set to cost a cool $50,000.

But it’s not just about appearances – Mike’s out to conquer low self-esteem and depression. From “shrimp on the barbie” jokes to separating real doctors from the “shonks,” he’s navigating a unique challenge.

While he’s yet to road-test his revamped manhood, Mike’s upbeat, ready to greet the ladies, and teaching us all that size might matter, but the size of your determination and humor matters even more. Cheers to Mike, the Aussie legend with a mission – and a wish for confidence that’s anything but small!

Man remortgages home to fund SECOND penis extension after surgery went wrong first time