“Are you tired of being weak and puny? Fear not, for the solution to all of your fitness woes has arrived in the form of wearable muscles! No more hitting the gym, no more lifting heavy weights – all you have to do is strap on these bad boys and boom, instant Hulk-like strength. So go ahead, show off your new muscles to all of your friends and leave them in awe (or complete and utter jealousy).”

SCIENTISTS SHOW OFF “WEARABLE MUSCLES” YOU CAN STRAP ON TO GET WAY STRONGER