Ever wanted to marry a beauty queen? Well I guess lesbians think the same thing. So this is very convenient for them.

Fabiola Valentín, Miss Puerto Rico and Mariana Varela, Miss Argentina met at the Miss Grand International Pageant in 2020 (don’t ask me which organizations these are, or how they relate to Miss Universe, I’m not up on all that…).

They secretly got married and announced it last week.

Oh well, I guess they didn’t realize that I am still available…

Miss Puerto Rico and Miss Argentina reveal they secretly got married after keeping ‘relationship private’