The study says men who stare at boobs live longer.
But this is a trick, if you are not staring at boobs you are probably already dead. And if not, you just as well be.
Circular logic.
I love this because it provides cover for when your best lady friend catches you staring at another woman’s boobs, you can just say that it is good for you, and you are trying to live longer (for your lady friend, obviously!).
