Sorry folks, the Vatican has made the official pronouncement: Exorcism will not cast out COVID. So stop asking them DAMMIT!

It makes you wonder what circumstances prompted the Vatican to make this statement.

And even stranger, did you know the Vatican actually has a gathering of exorcists who discuss this stuff? The article is pretty interesting if you are into this stuff.

Vatican to Exorcists: Please Don’t Try to Cast COVID Out of People