Man turns up at hospital after injecting semen into his arm for 18 months to relieve pain

In a move that makes you wonder if evolution is running backwards, a 33-year-old Irish man decided that modern medicine had failed him. His solution? Injecting his own semen into his arm for 18 straight months to cure back pain. Yes, you read that correctly. Not...

Calling 911 because a bar won’t serve you a Jell-O shot is what police refer to as a misuse of services

Meet Diane Blalock, a 68-year-old legend who turned “I want a drink” into a full-blown emergency. When a Florida bar refused to serve her a Jell-O shot, she did what any reasonable senior would do — she called 911. Three times. Because nothing says “this is an...

Bernie Sanders Announces Plan to Seize Half of AI Industry for the Public Good

Bernie Sanders has looked at the exploding AI industry and come to a very Bernie conclusion: the government should take half. In his latest proposal, the senator wants a massive one-time 50% seizure of AI company stock to create a “sovereign wealth fund” so every...

Uber Lost & Found Index includes breast milk, ankle monitor

Uber has released its annual Lost & Found Index, and this year’s haul is unhinged. Among the forgotten treasures: breast milk, an ankle monitor, a sack of marbles, a live fish, and a child’s prosthetic eye. Somewhere out there is a very confused person missing...

Enraged by Divorce Filing, Man Tears Down Family Home with an Excavator

When most men hear the words “I want a divorce,” they usually respond with anger, tears, or a dramatic exit. Eric Pierwsza of Pennsylvania took it to a whole new level — he grabbed an excavator and decided the house needed to go too. While his wife and two daughters...

Former Prince Andrew under investigation for alleged inappropriate conduct with woman at Royal Ascot

Prince Andrew just can’t catch a break. While the rest of the royal family tries to move on, he keeps finding new ways to stay in the headlines — this time for allegedly getting handsy at Royal Ascot back in 2002. At this point, the man is collecting scandals like the...

Pigeons may be navigating with their liver, study suggests

Scientists have spent decades trying to figure out how pigeons always find their way home. Turns out the answer might not be in their brains, eyes, or beaks — but in their livers. Yes, those same organs that process their bad decisions after a night of eating...

Australian Designer Sparks Controversy with Real Taxidermied Rats Sewn onto Underwear

Most people want their underwear to be comfortable, cute, or at least not horrifying. Australian brand Rat Oddity Gizzard said “hold my beer” and decided to sew actual dead taxidermied rats onto lingerie. Because nothing screams “sexy” like a stiff rat staring at your...

Meteor explodes off coast of Massachusetts, causing loud boom

Move over, July 4th — Massachusetts just got an unsolicited fireworks show courtesy of outer space. On Saturday afternoon, a meteor decided to break up over the coast like a dramatic reality TV star, releasing energy equivalent to 300 tons of TNT and rattling windows...

Scientists Think They’ve Discovered How Humans Could Recover Lost Vision

Good news for anyone who’s ever lost their glasses (or their eyesight): science just discovered that your brain might be sneakier than we thought. In a new study, mice showed their surviving eye cells can “sprout” new connections to recover vision after injury....
Biblical Diet Trend Takes Healthy Eating to a Whole New Level

Biblical Diet Trend Takes Healthy Eating to a Whole New Level

Forget keto, paleo, or Mediterranean — the hot new diet is Biblical Eating, where you only consume foods mentioned in scripture. Influencers are out here preaching that sin entered through food, so now they fight the devil with locusts, manna, and whatever Jesus was...