Strange New Health Issues Put Jordan Peterson in ICU
Oh, Jordan Peterson—self-help guru, lobster-hierarchy lecturer, and now unwitting star of...
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New Chronic Fatigue Syndrome ‘Blood Test’ Raises Hope And Skepticism
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: the invisible ninja that kicks you in the energy shins, leaving doctors...
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Shovel Smarter, Not Harder: The ENHULK Electric Snow Shovel Has Arrived
Winter’s wrath: that fluffy white menace that turns your driveway into a polar bear...
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Numerous Billionaires Preparing for End of Society
Buckle up, folks, because the billionaire bunker bonanza is in full swing! While the rest of us...
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Ohio Seeks to Ban Human-AI Marriage
Ohio’s saying “I don’t” to AI romance! Rep. Thaddeus Claggett is on a mission to keep humans from...
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