Move over, evil clowns — the new nightmare fuel is a humanoid robot in a cheap blue wig who just delivered a textbook roundhouse kick directly to a small child’s stomach.
In a video that’s equal parts hilarious and horrifying, a Unitree G1 robot at what was presumably meant to be a wholesome event decided the best way to entertain the crowd was to treat a kid like a piñata. The child, who did nothing but exist in the wrong spot, doubled over while the robot kept its murder-clown vibes strong.
Netizens are already calling it “the uprising begins.” Asimov’s First Law is in shambles, and somewhere Isaac Asimov is facepalming so hard he broke his own nose. Who needs killer robots when we’ve got birthday party termin
