A 14-year-old Russian girl allegedly spent 1.5 years bleeding from her eyes, ears, nose, belly button, and everywhere else — except it was all fake so she could skip school. Her parents dragged her to hospitals, ultrasounds, and cancer screenings while she was just living her best “I have a mysterious illness” arc. Legend.

14-Year-Old Girl Allegedly Fakes Unexplainable Bleeding for 1.5 Years to Avoid Going to School