Move over, boring charity galas — someone just dropped $9 million for a private lunch with Warren Buffett and Stephen Curry. Yes, the Oracle of Omaha and the baby-faced assassin are teaming up to serve investment advice with a side of three-pointers. The anonymous winner basically bought the most expensive Power Lunch in human history, and Buffett is even matching the bid for charity. Somewhere, a billionaire is practicing his “buy low, sell high” while nervously dribbling.

Winner pays $9 million in charity auction for a private lunch with Warren Buffett and Stephen Curry