In a press conference that sounded less like a State of the Union and more like the trailer for Weekend at Bernie’s 3: Presidential Edition, Donald Trump casually dropped the biggest medical bombshell since penicillin: a miracle drug that brings dead people back to life. “We’ve taken people that were dead,” he declared, while Dr. Mehmet Oz stood behind him trying to maintain a poker face usually reserved for bad infomercials. Move over, Lazarus — Trump’s got FDA approval and zero chill.
Trump Says a New Drug Can Bring Dead People Back to Life
