World’s largest nudist village ‘overrun by seedy SWINGERS’ – with Brit naturists up in arms

There are beach vacations, and then there are beach vacations where grandma is trying to buy baguettes while a crowd of naked tourists suddenly forms around a live-action adult film scene. The world’s largest nudist village in France apparently went from “free spirits enjoying nature” to “someone please hand me industrial-strength eye bleach.” Longtime naturists are now complaining that their peaceful clothes-free paradise has transformed into an anything-goes carnival where sunscreen might be the least concerning thing people are applying in public. Somewhere, a confused tourist just wanted a tan and accidentally wandered into the weirdest HOA meeting on Earth.