Rob Schneider, a man whose closest brush with combat was probably arguing with Netflix executives, has bravely volunteered the rest of America’s youth for military service. The non-veteran comedian-turned-pundit says every 18-year-old should serve two years — while he stays home with his exemption for “terminally divorced” status. Social media quickly reminded him that calling for a draft is a lot easier when you’ve never once worn the uniform yourself.

Non-Veteran Rob Schneider Roasted For Demanding A Draft