Nestlé just announced the sweetest crime of the year: thieves made off with over 413,000 KitKat bars—more than 12 tons of chocolatey wafers—somewhere in Europe. The company politely noted they “appreciate the criminals’ exceptional taste” but would really like their crunch range back before Easter shortages hit. Someone out there is now sitting on a mountain of stolen chocolate, probably taking way too many breaks. If you spot suspiciously perfect KitKats on the black market, scan the batch code and become a hero.
413,793 KitKat bars stolen in shocking heist that risks causing international shortage
