Congratulations, conspiracy theorists—you’ve discovered a three-sided “pyramid” on Mars the size of the Great Pyramid. Never mind that real Egyptian pyramids have four sides, or that this one is clearly just a wind-carved rock formation in a giant canyon. One enthusiastic “Mars disclosure journalist” posted satellite images and the internet immediately lost its collective mind, screaming ancient aliens. Scientists, meanwhile, are sighing heavily and pointing out that Earth has plenty of natural pyramids too. Sorry folks, it’s not little green men—it’s just geology doing its edgy abstract art again.
Why Is Everyone Losing Their Minds Over This Little Old Mars Pyramid?
