Florida hospital sues to evict a patient who won’t leave room 5 months after discharge

In Florida, a woman has turned her hospital room into a full-time residence, refusing to leave five months after she was officially discharged. The hospital is now suing her and begging a judge for an eviction notice—complete with possible sheriff assistance—because apparently “squatter’s rights” have reached a terrifying new level: medical edition. While other patients wait for beds, Room 373 has become the world’s most expensive unwanted Airbnb. The hospital says she’s blocking acute care. She says… well, nobody’s really sure what she says because she’s still just chilling in Room 373 like it’s her forever home.