Kim Jong Un re-appointed leader of North Korea’s ruling party

In a plot twist no one saw coming (except literally everyone), Kim Jong Un has been lovingly re-crowned as the eternal boss of North Korea’s Workers’ Party—because apparently, “term limits” is just capitalist propaganda. Fresh off vowing to fix the economy while flexing more nukes than a bad action movie sequel, the congress is basically a five-day family reunion where the Kims remind the world they’re still the undisputed champs of opaque dictatorship aesthetics. Will his daughter Ju Ae steal the spotlight as mini-heir apparent? Will Xi Jinping send another fruit basket? Stay tuned for the most predictable power move since the last power move.