Desperate for that beach bod without the actual beach calories? Chinese social media has the derpiest solution yet: wrap your mouth in cling film like a sad saran-wrapped burrito, then mime-chew your favorite foods vigorously while your brain gets the ultimate gaslight—”yum, nutrition incoming!”—before yeeting the actual snack in the trash. It’s the diet hack that tricks hunger into submission… allegedly. Bonus points: you get to taste victory (and microplastics) without a single calorie crossing the finish line. Critics scream “eating disorder starter pack” and “hello, choking hazard plus plastic poisoning,” but hey, millions of views don’t lie—starvation cosplay is the new black. Who needs Ozempic when you’ve got kitchen wrap and delusion?
Bizarre Weight Loss Trend Has People Using Cling Film as Mouth Condoms for Food
