Picture this: a daycare teacher so “overwhelmed” by a room full of tiny tots that her genius solution is turning chewable laxatives into “candy” bribes, giving the kids explosive diarrhea just to trigger the 24-hour sick rule and clock out early. Parents spent weeks baffled by mystery tummy troubles, switching formulas and doctor-hopping—turns out it was one 23-year-old’s shortcut to a peaceful afternoon nap. Parenting level: expert sabotage.

‘Overwhelmed’ Preschool Teacher Gives Kids Laxatives So She Could Send Them Home