Buckle up for the robot apocalypse—or at least the jobpocalypse—as AI gurus like Dario Amodei and Elon Musk paint a future where bots swipe your gig, leaving you with “universal high income” but zero purpose, like winning the lottery but losing your soul. Experts are freaking out: Forrester predicts 6% of US jobs gone by 2030, a Senate report warns of 100 million vanishings, and investor Howard Marks calls it “terrifying.” Enter UBI as the band-aid, with pilots in England and Ireland handing out free cash to artists, proving it boosts creativity without the 9-to-5 grind. But beware: it’s the same tech titans pushing AI who tout this hush money, while their bots fumble basic math. Is it dystopia or just hype? Either way, it’s a hilariously grim plot twist for humanity’s workday.
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