Imagine checking into a hotel where the room service is “one small step for Wi-Fi,” the minibar is freeze-dried, and your view is literally out of this world—because the only thing between you and a 250,000-dollar deposit is your lingering suspicion that this might be the galaxy’s most expensive prank. Startup GRU Space is now accepting bookings for the first-ever lunar “one-star” resort (emphasis on the dust and zero gravity), complete with inflatable pods, regolith bricks, and a dream hotel that looks suspiciously like San Francisco’s Palace of the Fine Arts got lost on its way to orbit. Founder Skyler Chan, fresh out of Berkeley, swears this is the future of vacations: pay a fortune now to float in a radiation-shielded pit later, while the company moonlights as the next Hudson’s Bay Company… but for space real estate. Because nothing says “romantic getaway” like cosmic radiation and no atmosphere.
Moon Hotel Now Taking Reservations
