Truth Social has been desperately pivoting like a drunk guy on a mechanical bull—crypto, prediction markets, a forgotten streaming app—while hemorrhaging millions faster than you can say “covfefe.” Now, in the most 2025 move imaginable, Trump’s money-losing meme stock platform is merging with a nuclear fusion company because apparently infinite clean energy is the perfect side hustle for a social network. The stock immediately shot up 35% on pure hopium, proving investors will buy anything if it sounds sci-fi enough. Elon Musk called it “super dumb,” but hey, when has that ever stopped Trump world from building tiny sun-reactors on Earth?
Truth Social Stock Explodes as It Merges With Nuclear Fusion Company
