A bunch of very serious scientists just dropped a 200-page love letter to Mars titled “Please Let Us Go, It’s Been 50 Years Since We Touched Anything Cool.” They want astronauts stomping around the red dust looking for alien microbes while Elon nods so hard his Starship launches itself. The report basically says: “Moon’s cute, but Mars might have roommates—let’s find out if we’re cosmically single.”
Scientists Say the Time Has Arrived to Land Astronauts on Mars
