Everything was fine at 35,000 feet until a rogue particle from an exploded star yeeted itself through the fuselage, photobombed the Airbus flight computer, and casually flipped a single bit from “chill” to “yeet passengers into ceiling.” Three people got instant concussions, fifteen went to the hospital, and Airbus grounded 6,000 planes because apparently the universe occasionally blue-screens commercial aviation. Next time you hit turbulence, just remember: it might literally be God Ctrl-Alt-Deleting your altimeter.
Passenger Jet Suddenly Dropped From Sky for a Wild Reason, Airbus Says
