In today’s episode of “We Are the Worst Babysitters Ever,” British researchers discovered that hundreds of thousands of toddlers are mainlining TikTok brain-rot before they can even spell their own names. Teachers now have kindergarteners who can’t sit cross-legged because their core strength was sacrificed to the algorithm gods in exchange for 47 consecutive videos of a man opening Amazon packages. Congratulations, parents—you’ve successfully raised the first generation that gets dopamine from unboxing videos and separation anxiety when the iPad hits 5% battery.
Researchers Concerned to Find That Five-Year-Olds Are Already Deeply Hooked on Brain Rot Content
