Meet Nick Norwitz, the Harvard-Oxford PhD who looked at fasting, looked at sardines, and said “Why not both?” For 30 glorious days he consumed roughly a metric ton of tinned fish, achieved dolphin-level omega-3s, dropped six pounds, and—most impressively—single-handedly ended his romantic life. His girlfriend started tracking “kiss frequency” like a depressed Excel sheet, eventually hitting absolute zero faster than his ketone levels hit peak. Science: 1. Dating: 0. Smell: low-tide dumpster.
Man ate 1,000 sardines in a month, lost 6 pounds and ‘smelled like a fish market’
