Miley Cyrus just casually confessed on national TV that teenage her hotboxing a tour bus cost her a fat Walmart deal faster than you can say “Hannah Montana’s career is coming in like a wrecking ball.” Apparently the retail giant saw bong rip footage and decided the face of their junior bedding aisle should probably not come with rolling papers. Somewhere in Arkansas an executive is still clutching pearls and muttering about family values while the rest of us salute the realest Disney downfall story ever told.