Congratulations to “67” – two numbers that somehow beat actual words to become Dictionary.com’s 2025 Word of the Year despite having literally zero meaning. It started as a random flex in a Skrilla song, got adopted by basketball players (especially 6-foot-7 ones who found it hilarious), and now every Gen Alpha child says it like a verbal tic while doing a weird hand-weighing motion. Teachers are having nervous breakdowns, parents are googling “is my child possessed?”, and the official definition is basically “vibes, chaos, and algorithmic brain rot.” It is the linguistic equivalent of shrugging so hard your shoulders file for emancipation.