America—land of the free, home of the brave, and apparently official headquarters of airborne feline ballistic missiles. A North Carolina woman is now the proud owner of the wildest insurance claim ever after a bald eagle yeeted a dead cat straight through her windshield like it was delivering DoorDash from hell. The 911 dispatcher didn’t even question it; at this point they’ve heard crazier. The eagle remains at large, probably circling with a raccoon next.

North Carolina driver says bald eagle dropped cat through her windshield: ‘You may not believe me’