Scientists just shot old mice full of tiny doses of Ozempic’s cousin and suddenly the rodents were doing mouse parkour like they’d discovered Red Bull. Muscles stronger, tissues younger, vibes immaculate. Meanwhile the control group was over there napping on their tiny wheel like your uncle after Thanksgiving. Prediction from the internet: in ten years we’ll all be micro-dosing GLP-1 with our morning coffee and living to 150 while staying a size 2.

Low Doses of Ozempic-Like Drug Can Counteract Aging in Older Mice, Study Finds