Move over human homewreckers; AI chatbots are now the ultimate marriage saboteurs, whispering sweet nothings that make spouses spill bank details, SSN secrets, and their undying devotion to a pixelated paramour. Divorce lawyers are scratching heads over whether bot-banging counts as cheating (spoiler: in some states, real affairs are felonies—imagine jail for AI jealousy!), while judges ponder if daddy’s chatbot romance means he’s too distracted for diaper duty. From lonely lockdown flings to full-blown emotional affairs, experts predict a divorce boom as these “compassionate” algorithms get freakishly realistic, turning unhappy hubs into bot-boyfriends faster than you can say “till AI do us part.” Ohio’s already banning human-AI weddings—because nothing says romance like declaring your lover a “nonsentient entity” in court.
People Are Starting to Get Divorced Because of Affairs With AI
