7:20 a.m., Amherst Junior High: tater tots are loading, milk cartons are chilling—then BAM! A deer yeets through the window like it’s late for homeroom. It skids across tables, hooves clacking, staff barricade it on stage like a furry rockstar. No injuries, just trauma and one very confused venison. Breakfast resumed; therapy scheduled.
Deer jumps through school cafeteria window during breakfast
