Is ‘Ozempic Penis’ A Real Thing? We Asked Experts.

Picture this: you’re shedding pounds faster than a snake at a skincare convention, feeling fabulous—then your partner squints and whispers, “Honey, did that just unionize and demand a raise?” Welcome to the wild world of “Ozempic penis,” where Google searches are up 5,000% and Reddit bros are measuring with kitchen rulers. Spoiler: it’s not growing; it’s just finally escaping the witness-protection program of belly fat. Urologists call it an optical illusion, like when you clean your glasses and suddenly the world’s in 4K. But hey, if better blood flow means morning wood that could salute the flag, who’s complaining?