Buckle up—or should we say, snap on a diaper?—because in the woolly world of Polish public transit, a sheep named (probably) Fluffy just upgraded from farmyard fields to first-class Pendolino speed. We’re talking a high-speed train from Krakow to Warsaw, where this bleating bovine-not-quite (okay, ovine) struts down the aisle like it’s auditioning for “Sheep’s Got Talent,” complete with a custom nappy to keep things… contained. Captured on video by grumpy lawmaker Mariusz Krystian of the Law and Justice Party, who posts it with the zinger: “Passenger train or cattle car? You decide.” The MP’s not here for the farm-to-fab vibes; he’s fuming about “modern animal abuse,” consulting his sheep-farming buddy who confirms: solitude stresses these herd animals more than a bad haircut. PKP Intercity’s rules? Totally cool with ticketed, diapered critters aboard—because nothing screams “premium rail” like dodging woolly landmines at 200 km/h. Krystian’s follow-up vid shows the sheep looking equal parts bewildered and ready for its close-up, while passengers probably wonder if the in-carriage snack is mutton-free. In a world gone mad with viral virgins, this ewe’s journey proves: sometimes, the grass really is greener on the other side of the tracks—just don’t forget the wipes.
Diaper-wearing sheep takes a ride on high-speed passenger train
